Paperless System Outrage

Environmentalists are in an uproar over the shift from paper to paperless systems. The National Recycling and Environment Protection Group (NREPG) ordered a boycott today of all paperless systems. Paperless technology has been on the rise since the decade began. Today everything from the newspaper to important contracts are now being produced without the use of paper. Debra Wilmont President of the NREPG, gave a press conference earlier today. "If we stop using paper what will we recycle? We need paper so we can do our ecological duty. " The NREPG launched a campaign last month targeted at elementary school children to teach them of the importance of recycling. "The children will never learn to recycle if they never use any paper. For the sake of the children I am begging everyone to return to using paper." Several large institutions have listened to the NREPG's demands and returned to their old heavy paper usage systems. Of those making the switch is the New York Stock Exchange who are replacing all digital tickers with old fashion paper tickers. Marshall Carter Chairman of the the NYSE said "we want to do our part to help the environment, if we have to use lots of paper to do so then that's what we will do." The switch back to paper systems is a trend that is expected to continue.