Monkey Motorcycle Gangs

Tawain's National Police Agency have issued a warning against, believe it or not, monkey motorcycle gangs. Harley Davidson recently closed a plant in Tawain, due to trade restriction the company could not export hundreds of motorcycles and Harley Davidson merchandise. The plant was located near a protected wildland home to the largest concentration of Macacus monkeys. Upon the abandonment of the Harley plant the monkey population invaded. Monkeys have been spotted all over Tawain riding motorcycles and wearing leather jackets. At first many thought it was some joke or a publicity stunt, further investigation revealed that the monkeys had taught themselves to ride. The monkeys have causes many accidents with their out of control behavior. So far an estimated 200 have been injured as a result of the monkey's shenanigans. Director-General Ing-Dan Hsien said, "I think this situation stresses the importance of obtaining a drivers license and receiving the proper training to operate a vehicle." Many citizens have been afraid to leave their homes for fear of the monkeys which travel in large packs. Hsien went on to say "We are fearful the monkeys will form out of control motorcycle gangs which are so prominent in The United States." Not missing an opportunity to cash in we are sure the Discovery channel will be creating a new show about the monkeys and their motorcycles.