The Lab Mice Unionized

Zneph Corporation filled for bankruptcy today. Zneph Corp. of Königslutter, Germany has a been the most fertile pharmaceutical company in decades, curing 20 diseases in the past 10 years. The reason for the company's financial woes is the unionized lab mice the company uses. Last month acclaimed anthropologist, Art Toffle, visited the labs to conduct a study onthe laboratory mice. The focus of the study was to see what would have if the mice created a union. PETA hired the law firm of Brixton and Moore to handle the negotiations. The mice received a rather nice package which included medical, dental and life insurance as well as a pension. Sadly the day after the union was established all the male mice suffered fatal heart attacks when given the companies latest impotency cure. Charles Walsh, the lead scientist on the project said "don't feel bad for the mice, Willy the mouse's widow will receive more money from her husband's passing than I have in my ten years working for Zneph Corp." Other pharmaceutical companies have outlawed the unionizing of their lab mice.