Everyone is going to Hell

The Cayman Islands' Tourism Bureau launched a new campaign this week to encourage you to come to Hell. Tourism is the number one industry of the Cayman Islands. Dede Vile head of the Cayman Islands' Tourism Bureau said "of course we want more people but our main goal is to clear up the misconceptions about Hell. For instance it's not as hot as everyone thinks it will be but I don't think it will freeze over anytime soon. We also have lots of turtles, I even own a turtle farm, the Dede Vile Turtle Farm, a great to place to stop by when in Hell." The tourism bureau is also offering incentives to travel agents to encourage people to go to Hell. Lucy Furr, travel agent, said "I send people Hell a much as I can. I send men, women, singles, couples, honeymooners, families. Lots of people don't realize what a family friendly destination Hell is." Hell is also becoming a vacation hot spot for A-List Celebes. Lucy Furr sends many of her celebrity clients to Hell. Justin Timerberlake loves snorkeling down there with Dede Vile's turtles. Kanye West and Jamie Foxx have been spotted having a great time in Hell, playing bocce ball. Recent Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx was caught raving about Hell, "ever since I won the award things have been crazy I have been really busy. With all the success comes a lot of deal making, which is how I got sent down here." Hell will continue the heavily promote the campaign for the next year.